Quoting Doug Stanhope

'Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat ... God bless the United States of America'

'Do you think Americans deserve healthcare? Have you looked at this horrible fat fuck country?'

'Life is like animal porn, it's not for everybody.'

"Over in Afghanistan that Taliban is so horrible they make women put veils over their faces." What about your tits?'

'They will legalize any drug as long as that drug keeps you producing.'

Thank you Doug,for a cultural-simbolic-american-genuine-experience!